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I Just Crapped A Pineapple
president reagen just won a vote he didnt think he was going to get and was stressed before and now releaved so said to his assistant "i feel like i just crapped a pineapple" his assistant preceeded to tell the press "all the president said was thank god" it has been joked about on shows like wait wait dont tell me on npr.
president reagen just won a vote he didnt think he was going to get and was stressed before and now releaved so said to his assistant "i feel like i just crapped a pineapple" his assistant preceeded to tell the press "all the president said was thank god" it has been joked about on shows like wait wait dont tell me on npr.
EXAMPLE #1(literal)
ellis: oh man you guys ijcap
julia:are you kidding me?
sofia:she isnt kidding....i had to get out the plunger
ellis:he...he...he *scary face*
EXAMPLE #2(figurative)
ellis: oh god...IJCAP
julia:why ellis...why??
sofia: omg julia did you not just see? dhananjai just looked at her!!
ellis: oh god dhananjai is one hott damn
julia:oh man tell me about it...ellis you lucky son of a bitch
sofia: are you kidding me? gus is the only one i ever need...IJCAP
ellis: oh man you guys ijcap
julia:are you kidding me?
sofia:she isnt kidding....i had to get out the plunger
ellis:he...he...he *scary face*
EXAMPLE #2(figurative)
ellis: oh god...IJCAP
julia:why ellis...why??
sofia: omg julia did you not just see? dhananjai just looked at her!!
ellis: oh god dhananjai is one hott damn
julia:oh man tell me about it...ellis you lucky son of a bitch
sofia: are you kidding me? gus is the only one i ever need...IJCAP