Ikea Cram
The common attempt by college students and 20-somethings that don't own minivans to fit IKEA boxed furniture into vehicles that simply aren't designed to fit them. In addition to this, they somehow attempt to cram people into the vehicle that is already packed with boxes of furniture. In some cases this results in boxes sticking out of the trunk, windows. This does not apply to things that are tied to the roof with twine. That's just ghetto.
Damnit Ryan, how in the hell am I supposed to fit all of this crap in your car?
We'll just do the ikea cram, it will all fit.
We'll just do the ikea cram, it will all fit.