Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"

俚语	ikea girlfriend
释义	Ikea Girlfriend A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!" Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours" Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?" Bob: "Yup"
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