Appreciahate
The ability women have to both appreciate the beauty of another woman and hate her for the same reason.
Charlotte looked amazing and all the other women appreciahated this.
appreciahating
To express ill sentiment or dislike toward a person, place, or thing by using the term "bad sex". (As made popular by http://thegoodsexblog.blogspot.com)
"Man, this movie is bad sex."
"Dude, stop appreciahating."
"Dude, stop appreciahating."