illiteralate
One who does not find it humorous when there words are taken literally instead of figuratively.
Becky: This heat is going to kill me.
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate