I'll put a custard cream on your doorstep
The act of finding out where someone you dislike lives and going around their house to fight them
Steve: Hey John
John: Fuck off Steve, I'll put a custard cream on your doorstep!
Steve: Nah please don't.
John: it's too late.
John: Fuck off Steve, I'll put a custard cream on your doorstep!
Steve: Nah please don't.
John: it's too late.