I'll show you
Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.
Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"
bend over and i'll show you
The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.
A: Bend over and I'll show you.
i'll show you a good time
I'll rock your world with sex
Come with me, I'll show you a good time after dinner
show me yours i'll show you mine
younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.
Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes
The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"