Ill Squad
Small force of partiers who specialized in bonewarfare and party throwing nationwide. Headquartered in a secure facility in the Arizona desert, Ill Squad has established outposts in Oregon, Texas, Florida, Chicago, Idaho, and even the Middle East. Their forces are currently at war with So-Cal and Nor-Cal simultaneously due to the fact that both cals hella suck.
The best part of waking up is not folders in your cup but that Ill Squad didn't bone you in your sleep