ill stash
when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.
james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!