i'll tell you the hell
a smart assed response used when someone has asked 'wat the hell?'. of course this is followed by wat is actually the hell.
i.e. Gabby walks in on her sister running about her room like a mad woman.
Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!
Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!
Gabby: *sigh*
Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!
Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!
Gabby: *sigh*