I'm A Real American
Hulk Hogan's theme tune
I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I'm A Real American
What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.
border patrol: Let's see your green card.
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!