April O'Neil

The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.

In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.

Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"

俚语	april o'neil
释义	April O'Neil The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell. In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles. Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering" Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!" Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak." Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"
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