I'm Gonna Go Take A CNN

"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."

Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.