I'm have a pussy
A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.
Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!
Jake: No you didn't.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!
Jake: No you didn't.