i'm home alone
Come over. I'm horny.
Me: I'm home alone.
BF: I'll be there in a few.
BF: I'll be there in a few.
I'm Home Alone
Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.
Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*