i'm not drunk
A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."
*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"
I'm so drunk
Sorority mating call
This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"
I'm Drunk Enough
Saying used by overly drunk men, pulling up their shirt and allowing one of his friends full access to hit him as hard as he can to leave a hand mark that will still be visible come morning.
Brad: You sure you're drunk enough?
Eric: I'M DRUNK ENOUGH!
*slap!*
Eric: I'M DRUNK ENOUGH!
*slap!*