I'm not reading that
A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.
Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
I'm reading your mail
A phrase used to express an understanding of the main points of an argument. Synonymous with phrases like "I get it", "gotcha" or " I know what you're saying".
"I'm reading your mail dude ... loud and clear".
I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .
An expression which originated during a drunken late-nite discussion of the origins of expressions. It means, "I see what you're saying, where you're going with that."
Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"
Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."
Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."
I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .
Same as saying, "I feel you."
Cool Person A: "So then, I told the guy that there was no way I would ever consider his lame-ass job, you know?"
Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."
Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."