I'm on my period
a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.
Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.
Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.
Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.
etc.
Girl: I'm on my period.
Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.
Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.
etc.