Impastanized

Do you want to be Impastanized today? u decide. what does that mean u might ask, well it actually means anything you want it to mean. I figured since we can’t always be anything we want to be we should at least have a word that means anything we want it to be. When I first thought of the word I wasn’t sure i wanted to be Impastanized but as the day went on i definitely decided I was 100% as Impastanized as they come. Now i’m always Impastanized!!