A punch in the dick
(negative expression)
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick
Punch in the dick
A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.
Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.
punching bag for dicks
A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.
My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.
throat punch in the dick
An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
Punching bag of dicks
When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.
She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.
Punch em in the dick
The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.
Juicy karkass quotes:
"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."
"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."
"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."
"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."
"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."
"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."
Punch him in the dick
To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.
Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!