3:00 Smoke Break
- a joyous and sanctimonious time enjoyed by all those working at any given office environment. The last smoke break of the day before 5:00 quitting time. Usually the time when the final stress relief of the day is released by means of shit-talking and puffing away at a cigarette. Even for those who do not smoke, this period can be used to call a friend and vent your day, or to sneak around to the back of the building and smoke a doob.
It's almost 3:00 smoke break, did you roll that hooter when you went to the bathroom?