A Purple One
A Canadian ten-dollar bill
"Hey, can you loan me a purple one for some delicious Molson Canadian?"
Purple Veiny One
The main source of food and train of thought of the native Laurence. Although denial is quite prevelant, the native Laurence has a sharp nose for the Purple Veiny One, especially if its place is on the body of a woman that was once a man
"I've taken a large shit before.....I'm sure i could cop a purple veiny one from a tranny"