impossible sloppy
a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili
Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."