I'm taking my talents to
A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."
EXAMPLE 1:
JILL: Where are you going, Jack?
JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.
EXAMPLE 2:
TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?
DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.
EXAMPLE 3:
HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?
SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
JILL: Where are you going, Jack?
JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.
EXAMPLE 2:
TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?
DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.
EXAMPLE 3:
HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?
SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
I'm taking my talents to south beach.
A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.
Janette: So are you going out tonight?
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
I'm taking my talents to South Beach
The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.
Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
I'm going to take my talents to South Beach
The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"