I'm the shit.
I'm the best to ever to it. I'm the coolest, the most handsome/pretty, the best dressed, debonair. I'm the best overall in any category. I need to dust my shoulders off cuz I'm so fly.
You see my with my fresh pradas on? Yea, I'm the shit.
I'm gonna shit
A saying used in cases of extreme emotion (i.e anger, excitement, sadness, and frustration)
-"If Penelope Garcia dies I'm gonna shit"
-"Who is that girl he's with"
"If he's cheating on me I'm gonna shit"
-"I'm so excited for Vampire Diaries I'm gonna shit"
-"I'm gonna shit if I don't find my yoga pants"
-"Who is that girl he's with"
"If he's cheating on me I'm gonna shit"
-"I'm so excited for Vampire Diaries I'm gonna shit"
-"I'm gonna shit if I don't find my yoga pants"
I'm not shitting bricks!
Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.
"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"
i'm so shitted
A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.
At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad
I'm gonna shit your pants
A great threat for any use
сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck
сука 2: what the fuck
I'm taking a shit
You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.
I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"
I'm in deep shit
When you have been playing video games all semester and finally the time has come when your in deep shit. This means that you have to do a whole semesters worth of work in a week or two. I'm Definitely in deep shit.
Holy shit! I'm in deep shit! I got an assignment to do for tomorrow and i haven't even started!