imtpwtmp
imtpwtmp is an acronym of the phrase "I missed the part where that's my problem", famously used in the 2002 movie Spider-Man where Tobey Maguire chooses not to stop a robber stealing money, and the guy who had his money stolen tells Spider-Man that he could've stopped him from escaping with his money to which he replies "I missed the part where that's my problem.
Guy 1: I woke up late because I forgot to set an alarm
Guy 2: imtpwtmp
Guy 2: imtpwtmp