In a chimp's cock
A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".
A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.
(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)
(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)
two shakes of a chimps cock
To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.
'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.