Inanimate Resistance
Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."