inbreastigation
A term for mammary investigation. In some cases may require a Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass.
Watson: "Look at the rack on her Holmes"
Sherlock: "Hmm, this may require further inbreastigation"
Watson: "Excellent Holmes"
Sherlock: "Elementary my dear Watson"
Sherlock: "Hmm, this may require further inbreastigation"
Watson: "Excellent Holmes"
Sherlock: "Elementary my dear Watson"
inbreastigate
1. To closely and systematically examine or analyze breasts in order to discern all properties relating to said breasts.
1a.To perform an inbreastigation
1a.To perform an inbreastigation
"Are those breasts genuine? I must inbreastigate!"
inbreastigate
To investigate for breasts, typically for the purpose of ogling.
Your sister's hosting a Scentsy party upstairs?! Brb going to inbreastigate.
Inbreastigate
(v)A hands-on evaluation of the size and volume of a pair of breast.
Guy:"You know, at first glance it looked like Sarah had huge tits. After further inbreastigation, I realized that they were fairly average in size. In any case, I will inbreastigate further and present you my research.