Incapitated
To drink so much carbinated drink that you have to pee every couple of minutes.
I had too much pop because now I'm incapitated.
Incapitate
To reattach a decapitated head.
A womens head was decapitated in a severe automobile accident. Later, in the hospital, skilled surgeons incapitated her head. She later fully recovered and is now a productive citizen of France and a mother of five.