incarcerated
A formal word for jailed, arrested, locked up, etc.
One of my friends got incarcerated after he partied naked in the public fountain.
incarceritis
Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.
"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".
Incarceritis
• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
Incarceration
Imprisonment, being sent to jail.
P-Diddy avoided incarceration, but all the legal stuff and media attention was just too much for J-Lo to deal with.
Incarceritis
Finding out you are going to jail and suddenly becoming ill....requiring and ambulance.
Looks like Sally's case of incarceritis might keep her out of the holding cell for at least two hours.
incarcerate
The formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail
I was incarcerated before my all expense paid trip to jail.
The incarcerator
Sexual position in which you put the female in a rear naked choke while penetrating her ass and whispering "This is how they do it in prison." Choking her until she taps or passes out.
Bitch wanted to get rough so I gave her the incarcerator.