Incrapnito
When a person in a public bathroom stall is trying to pretend they are not taking a crap when another person walks into the bathroom. The person in the stall will cough, blow their nose, shuffle random papers, or even stay perfectly still and silent as if they are invisible.
Sammy: Did you hear all that coughing in the bathroom? Poor person must be real sick!
Taylor: Either that or they were going incrapnito.
Taylor: Either that or they were going incrapnito.