Independent catering

A desolate scorched abomination of a canteen. As their motto states “if its not 80% grease we didn’t make it.” The only place that can mess up chips were they either come out frozen or covered in the entire xbox community of salt. Their shambles of an attempt of trying to provide healthy food leaves children consuming more grease and fat than 6 mums at weight-watchers club. Their tomato sauce can be used as wave power due to the sheer volume of water mixed into it. Their burgers are known to have certain side effects such as lung cancer and are comparable to none other than Hitler himself. Just watch out because if you lose your card your rights will be stripped from you and you will be taken down to the dungeon to be beaten and disciplined by the minimum wage demogorgan staff