Indian Accident
Have you ever seen a Native American woman wearing one of those big colorfull dresses? They don't wear underwear underneath and they will squat wherever they have to go bathroom, the dress hides the whole process, so when they get up a spot appears out of nowhere.
She made an Indian Accident in the aisle of walmart becuase she drank a lot of fire water in the parking lot and was to lazy to go to the restroom. Yahtahey!