Indiana jones

The greatest hero of all time. Has a fedora hat, a bull whip, a pistol, a leather jacket and a satchel containing important stuff. Was an archeologist in the 30s and 40s. He continually defied the entire nazi army.

Possibly the greatest BAMF of all time. He killed more Nazis in 6 hours of screentime than Eisenhower did in the War. Also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of Nazi sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a Kraut and/or Hun.

to be jonesing for or have a strong need to go to the state of Indiana.

To swap one object with another very quickly and stealthily, much like the famous scene from Indiana Jones. This action is sometimes followed by a boulder chase scene.

The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.

when you wake up on the kitchen floor after a crazy party, you search the place for the fedora you lost the night before and you book it out of there faster than someone can say "boom goes the dynamite."

Gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. This was not a movie, Indiana Jones was a real person. And the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.