Indianapolis Icicle
When a woman defecates, freezes the excretion, and proceeds to insert it anally into their partner while simultaneously also inserting it into their rectum. This double-ended-dildo like item is used until completely thawed, to the point where both partners have excretion smeared all over their backside. Continuing, each partner licks the excretion off until their partner's backside is clean.
Marco: Bro last night was crazy! I had my first Indianapolis Icicle!
John: You lucky fuck! I've always wanted one! When I asked my ex-wife for one, she... well, she is my ex-wife.
John: You lucky fuck! I've always wanted one! When I asked my ex-wife for one, she... well, she is my ex-wife.