Aquamarinette
Noun: A female aquamarine who has a rightwing view on politics (the right are usually associated with the colour blue, except in the U.S.) with an environmental overtone (represented by a green colour and when added together they make aquamarine). Typically a middleclass mum with a large pram driving a Lexus hybrid RX400h and shopping at ‘Wholefoods Market.’
There are so many Aquamarinettes out today that we will never get a table at the coffee shop, let alone a space to park the car.