Indian Shits

When you eat Indian food, an about 5 minutes after you're done eating, you feel a rumble in your stomach followed by a massive shit.

This is the worst kind of shit. It comes from a native and is usually found in public places. An indian will shit about anywhere, even in your laundry room, and then you have to clean it up. The smell the environment surrounding an indian shit will be stained forever. It will never really go away completely.

When you are camping or ice-fishing and have to take a huge dump in the snow. The dump is typically really red with chunks of corn in it.

When you’re performing anal sex on a girl and you pull out and slap it against her forehead leaving a dot of shit like a red dot the Indians wear

Fucking a Female in the anal cavity till u get a fudge pecker and making her suck it off

When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.

Remember to use your left hand...

when a man takes a monster shit on a indian girls face. as the shit makes contact with her cheeks she proceeded to make the shit war paint. once the shit is taken she run around in circles singing indian tribal songs.