aqua queer
Ah, the aqua queer is a majestic but deadly creature. Thriving in the pacific and Indian oceans it tracks down prey using its hypersensitive butt-hole which is so loose it can be compared to a wizards sleeve. Upon finding its prey it fires a harpoon like shlong up the prey's ass and or mouth. This process is excruciatingly painful as the shlong flings out serrated barbs into the victim who is soon dissolved by the aqua queers acidic semen into a nutritious soup.
Dave: Holy fuck did you see the size of that aqua queer?
Cornelius: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY ASSHOLE!
Dave: Oh my god, CORNELIUS NOOO!
Cornelius: .......................................
Cornelius: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY ASSHOLE!
Dave: Oh my god, CORNELIUS NOOO!
Cornelius: .......................................