indistruct-a-ball
A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick wrapping it) it is covered in duct tape and is henceforth known as indistruct-a-ball
Woah, get a load of that indistruct-a-ball! I heard it was made of 25 big rolls of t.p. from the hill center!