inebrionics
A general slurring, stuttering, mispronunciation of words due to an overabundance of alcohol consumption and/or other mind and body altering substances. The word "inebrionics" is an overt combination of the already existing words, "inebriation" and the newly coined, "ebonics."
When a sober/quasi-sober/tipsy person is trying to engage in conversation with a COMPLETELY drunk person who is so drunk that he or she makes no sense at all due to his or her drunkenness, the less drunk of the two would say, "I'm sorry, I couldn't understand what you just said, I don't speak inebrionics."
inebrionics
Drunk speak.
I'm multilingual when I drink. I can speak inebrionics.