iNeedy
The mental state of paralysis, anxiety and even panic that requires technical support for the simplest tasks involving the correction of any computer or electronic malfunction.
Jane: "Dick, come quickly! My wireless remote entry has a dead battery and I can't get into my car!!!"
Dick: "Jane, you're so iNeedy, just use the key in door lock."
Dick: "Jane, you're so iNeedy, just use the key in door lock."