Ingress
The most addictive game ever made. Do not start playing unless you're prepared to play constantly. This is a 'capture-the-flag' augmented reality game created by Niantics Labs that poses two different 'factions', the Enlightened and the Resistance, against one another to battle for portals that are GPS synced with public landmarks. Enlightened players are green and referred to as 'frogs'. Resistance players are blue and are called 'smurfs'. Besides being the most addictive game ever made, it's also a great way to meet other people who are also addicted to the game. The only positive lure about the game is that it will teach you about your surrounding areas and educate you about the history of where you live.
"I'm not addicted to heroin anymore, because now I play Ingress."
Ingress
A Lifestyle choice in the form of a game. No Ingress is not pikeman gi.
Also a secret experiment made by the government to try to get people off their ass.
Also a secret experiment made by the government to try to get people off their ass.
I play Ingress therefore I actually do things!
Ingress Prime
An unplayable, hideous, buggy, garish, blurry, migraine and seizure inducing abomination that Niantic created to replace real Ingress because they just don't care.
Wow, I sure miss playing Ingress! Too bad Niantic killed the game we loved and desecrated its corpse and its memory with the soul destroying abortion that is Ingress Prime!
Ingress baby
Ingress baby: when a child is born from family members that are related. “Jeremy is an ingress baby, his mother and father are his brother and sister”. 2; : Born with flaws and ingress due to closely related dna. Ingress babies are known to drink a lot of milk , they often become lactose intolerant.
Jeremy has to attend special classes because he is an ingress baby.
the ingress way
Taking a long route for short trip in order to use the trip as an albi for playing the location based game ingress.
Angry spouse: "why'd it take you 5 hours to get the milk?"
Chill spouse: "there was construction on the Ohio turnpike"
Angry now incredulous spouse: "we live in Illinois, wtf were you doing on the Ohio turnpike?"
Chill spouse: "I took the ingress way"
Chill spouse: "there was construction on the Ohio turnpike"
Angry now incredulous spouse: "we live in Illinois, wtf were you doing on the Ohio turnpike?"
Chill spouse: "I took the ingress way"
nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill
Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.
It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.
nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill
Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.
It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.