Inigo Montoya
You killed his father, prepare to die...
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya
A sexual technique where, in the middle of foreplay (specifically when using your hand on their genitals) you suddenly announce that you are not using your dominant hand and adjust positions, increasing your skill and their enjoyment. In the movie The Princess Bride, Inigo Montoya was the greatest swordsman in the world. He was so skilled that he routinely dueled other swordsman with his left hand so it was more challenging.
fencing
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage
My Name is Inigo Montoya
Commonly followed by this phrase:
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*
*Gruesome screaming continues*
*Gruesome screaming intensifies*
*Gruesome screaming stops*
Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*
*Gruesome screaming continues*
*Gruesome screaming intensifies*
*Gruesome screaming stops*
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*
*Gruesome screaming continues*
*Gruesome screaming intensifies*
*Gruesome screaming stops*
Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*
*Gruesome screaming continues*
*Gruesome screaming intensifies*
*Gruesome screaming stops*
Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)