inlawful
Describes the losers in your spouse's family.
The holidays are going to suck. We have to spend it with my husband's inlawful brother.
Outlaw Inlaws
A group of 2 or more people that married different siblings in a family that don’t take any crap. Outlaw Inlaws
Those Inlaws play by no ones rules. You could say they’re, Outlaw Inlaws.
cunt inlaw
Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
CO-INLAW
Your son/daughters in laws.
Joan and Tony are my co-inlaws.
peter-inlaw
when you and your friends have sex with the same girl.
im glad i did'nt have sex with her then i would be peter-inlaws with half the damn town
Brother- inlaw
A complete loser with zero ambition who knocks up your sister. A complete sponge who won't work and does a lousy job raising the kids. A pos that plays video games all day and won't even bother to brush his teeth. This is a person who will cause you to gag during a awkward conversation at a family function because of rotten teeth and periodontal disease. Also a person who's lazy eye can confuse you to who he talking to.
After heading to my brother- inlaws trailer park to see my sister, her knuckle dragging sperm donor husband starts to talking about how smart he is and his latest dumb fixer up purchase. He hasn't had a job in 5 years.
Inlawful
In-law + Awful =Inlawful
In-laws that are abusive, you will never be good enough to them, and they are always in competition. This is an Inlawful tragedy.
In-laws that are abusive, you will never be good enough to them, and they are always in competition. This is an Inlawful tragedy.
My Inlawful family are coming over, I hope they don't start any drama. God help us all.