Insecurititis
A condition in which you mask your insecurities by pointing out other people's flaws.
ex-convict: you flunked out of college?
guy with insecurititis: at least I didn't go to jail
guy with insecurititis: at least I didn't go to jail
Insecuritities
When one of a girls insecurities is the size of her breasts.
My insecuritities!