insext
A sexual text message sent/received by a relative, in hopes of invoking sexual relations. (A sext to/from a family member.)
"Eww, I read all the texts sent from Anna's brother to her, they were all insexts!"
Insexting
To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.
Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!
Insexticated
To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.
The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.
Insext
The act of sexting a close relative. Derived from the word "incest"
X: (Sends sext) Who's your daddy, baby?
Y: Dad, I told you to quit it with the insext. It's kinda gross.
X: I heard that Joe got arrested for insext with his 17-year-old niece.
Y: What a mess.
Z: That's what BP said!
Y: Dad, I told you to quit it with the insext. It's kinda gross.
X: I heard that Joe got arrested for insext with his 17-year-old niece.
Y: What a mess.
Z: That's what BP said!
Insextion
the act of convincing a member of the opposite to participate in sexual intercourse with you by making said opposite sex member think it is his/her own idea.
Matt: I'm never going to get Jane to bone me. She's such a prude.
John: What about the secret weapon?
Matt: ?
John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.
John: What about the secret weapon?
Matt: ?
John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.
insexting
When two people who are related are sexting each other.
(not to be confused with texsulting)
(not to be confused with texsulting)
Cori and her brother are insexting each other.
insextion
1) When you have sex with someone when they're asleep
2) When you have sex in a dream
3) When you have sex while watching Inception
2) When you have sex in a dream
3) When you have sex while watching Inception
1) George: My girlfriend broke up with my after I tried insextion
2) I had some great insextion last night
3) I got kicked out of the theater due to insextion
2) I had some great insextion last night
3) I got kicked out of the theater due to insextion