insinerator
Da "hellfire and brimstone" device dat burns you to ashes if you've committed serious wrongdoings during your time as a mortal on Earth.
If I've actually behaved (or rather, MISbehaved!) so horrendously dat "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over", maybe I don't hafta worry too much about "da horned Evil One" and his insinerator.