InspiroBot
The giver of all motivation.
Oh MyFitnessPal! InspiroBot just changed my life! It told me "If you're gonna be a promoter, be a penis promoter" and "Show people your feces" or "Get blown up" also "Let's make the policemen go berserk" and you can't forget, "Jansen, Get your chains on." This is truly life-changing and should be the only source of motivation in the dark depressing hell hole of a world we call Earth.