instaboner
1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
instaboner
Noun.
When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.
When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.
When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.
instaboner
when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection
Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner
instaboner
boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"
I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.
Instaboner
Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
Instabone
1) A word for a phenomonally hot male
2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.
3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.
2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.
3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.
Holy crap look at that instabone!
Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)
Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)
Instaboner
1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.
Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.